The Hokiescopes 4 Valendays

Aquarium (Jan 21-Feb. 19)
   You dislike interference from others, however helpfully intended, but this week, you will make an exception and allow someone to bag your groceries without getting into another fight.

Fish, Blue Gill, Pisces and such (Feb. 20-March 20)

  You sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally. Your logic is that whales are mammals, and they are fish, therefore fish are mammals. But fish still taste fishy and you don’t trust them.

NAries (March 21-April 20)

  Your Don Juan-like mind set could get you in trouble.  This week, you may want to think about dolphins or paper cuts... something to keep your mind off the opposite sex.

  By doing this, you will forego the embarrassment of not recognizing an incoming cell phone number and accidentally answering it in front of that “special someone.”

Tires (April 21-May 21)

  You may have feelings of paranoia.  These weeks, put away those thoughts, but don’t forget where you put them or someone might steal them and use them against you!  Watch it now!

Jim & I (May 22-June 21)

  You have quite an appetite for knowledge. This week, be sure and get a side order of wisdom, because knowledge without wisdom is like roots without trees. And you can’t tell a goats age by the shape of its tale.

Canker(June 22-July 22)

  Your sign makes a good youth leader. So this week you may attend a boy’s or girl’s scout meeting and make your announcement.  They may escort you out of the meeting, but that’s OK, your sign also makes a good hitchhiker.

CLeo (July 23-Aug. 22)

You may be imaginative and that makes you prone to fantasy.  This week, you will regret to inform yourself about an upcoming event with dignitaries and smurfs, and that may put you a little on edge.

  Later you may tell yourself, “the lunatic is in my head,” and worries be gone! Can’t you see yourself on the darkside of the moon?

Vertigo (Aug. 23-Sept. 23)

  You are genuinely affectionate and charming. But you already know that. In fact, someone may make a compliment about your charm bracelet when you’re not even wearing one.

  You may reply, “Thank you.” And then say something like, “Have you met my imaginary friend, Beaureguard?”

Libra kadabra (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)

  You’re easy going and sociable. But, this week, you may find yourself complaining about a neighbor’s lawn mower. Then you will promptly buy them a new, Robo Mower.

  When they refuse to use it, you will will plead your case by telling them it six mowing heights, a rechargeable battery, bumper sensor, three mulching blades... and it is “whisper quiet.”

Crawdad (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)

  You like being persuasive and you don’t like being taken advantage of.  This week, you may get a job as the oldest sibling.

Satch-YOU-tarry-us (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)

  You have extreme care at handling your resources and your generous. This week, find time to unbalance your checkbook and try to take something back from your community, but don’t get arrested!

Capricorny (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)

  “Capricious” is the term associated with your sign.  You may be extra moody this week, but your witty retorts will make for a great book or something;at least, a slogan on a bumper sticker or a refrigerator magnet.

All other sign should disagree... start you some kind of a blog now!!!